Stoutonia

Issue date: 10/22/09 Section: News

Citations Issued
Aug. 31 through Sept. 20

Underage Drinking
• 1st - 6
• 2nd - 1
*Disorderly Conduct - 1
Possession of Drug Paraphernalia - 2
Possession of Marijuana - 2
Public Urination - 1
*Resisting/obstructing Police Officer - 1
*Posession with intent to deliver - 1
Unauthorized presence on roof - 2
Smoking violation in residence halls - 1

* - Criminal charge

Deer jerky anyone?

Oct. 5
An unkown person placed a deer carcas in the Student Health dumpster. That's when you know you've had a successful weekend hunting; when you you need to jettison weight just to make it home.

Making statements

Oct. 5
An unknown person spray-painted graffiti on the blue sign located at the south entrance to Parking Lot 4. Graffiti was also found on the backboards of the North Hall basketball court. Looks like we need to start regulating the sale of spray paint, kind of like cough syrup or firearms.

Special delivery

Oct. 7
A female in Antrim-Froggatt-McCalmont Hall ordered food from Fortune Cookie restaurant but then realized she was unable to pay. She later returned to Fortune Cookie and paid for her meal. Check your billfold before ordering and make sure you have enough to tip.

Two-man biker gang

Oct. 8
Two males were stopped in front of the Vocational Rehabilitation building for illegaly riding a moped. The warning was nothing compared to the ridicule they received from onlookers.

High school sweetheart

Oct. 8
A female received a promise ring from her boyfriend when they were in high school in 2007 and she now intends to sell it. The ex-boyfriend feels that the ring should be returned to him. He has been advised to stop contacting her about the ring. He liked, so he put a ring on it.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

Oct. 13
Police responded to Antrim-Froggatt-McCalmont because of a complaint about a caged rabbit. The rabbit was taken to the Dunn County Humane Society. Who calls the police on a rabbit? Call your friends and get some carrots; then you've got yourself a party.

Don't let mom and dad see

Oct. 18
A male in Curran Hall reported that someone had entered his room and used his computer to sign him up for a pornographic Web site using the autofill feature. The total amount of money spent on the Web site came to approximately $120. This is no prank; this is a favor done by a good friend. Hopefully mom and dad don't pay your credit card bill.

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